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Like The Daily Show, BradnGen, and 24-hour news stations, Real Slow News Day is fake news. Difficult though it may be to accurately judge where ‘real’ and ‘fake’ begin (especially after blowing stomach-stained coffee all over the morning edition’s latest pun-tastic headline), The Editor assures you it is 100% processed news. Just how you like it.
As with any tabloid, viewer discretion is advised. Language may be colourful, semi-educational, or nonsensical.
Indeed the only portion of this website that The Editor hopes you take seriously is this part here, the part where he declares his wishes that none of you reproduce the content of Real Slow News Day without his permission.
