Berlusconi behaves like a gentleman

Prime Minister of Italy, Silvio Berlusconi, was yesterday captured on camera “behaving appropriately” and exhibiting “gentlemanly behavior”, according to several eye-witnesses in the nation’s capital. The footage, taken with a mobile phone, clearly shows Berlusconi assisting his female companion – who was also bearing flowers and chocolates – into his limousine.
Said Mrs Berlusconi in a press statement issued today, “Well I’m glad he’s finally learning how to treat a lady, even if it wasn’t me.”